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Does this count as a Hayden Panettiere upskirt?

Sure, it’s up her skirt, but it’s pretty much the same thing as her in a bikini. It’s like a Dove Bar and regular ice cream. They’re both cold and made from practically the same thing. The only difference is the Dove Bar has a yummy outer layer you have to take off to get to the smooth vanilla underneath. Now that I think about it, Dove Bars are more fun to eat. I also like to pound my Dove Bars until they scream for mercy. Metaphor? Don’t be silly.

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Youkuro
Youkuro
16 years ago

it doesn’t count cuz she’s, unlike other celebrity girls, wearing underwear.

to the paparazzi who loves trying to catch Hayden being like the others, you lost…again!

(-)Youkuro