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Heidi Klum loves Seal’s big package

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Seal and Heidi Klum made a rare joint appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show where Heidi said the first thing she noticed about Seal was his big package. People says,

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show’s Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.

Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.

“And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.”

This pretty much disproves those feel good shows where women say size doesn’t matter. It matters. Well, it matters if you want to bang a model like Heidi Klum. Which is why I get so much tail. Rarely have I disappointed any supermodel. I don’t know if it’s because of my huge wiener or this trick I learned. If a girl ever gives me a frowny face when I drop my pants, I pull out a baseball bat and yell, “Would you like THIS better?! Huh?! Huh?!,” while shaking it in their face. After which I’d run to the bathroom and start crying. Pity sex is the best. Correction. Pity sex with my huge wang is the best.

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RVL
RVL
13 years ago

I think it is so hot that this beautiful German woman first fell in love with Seal’s huge package. Damn! I don’t care what you say but that is so hot!!!!

joanna
joanna
13 years ago

Poor girl, she looks like she’s been run over by a commuter train. That guy Seal has a very bad influence on her… Instead of just “the package” she could have had brains, beauty, AND the package.

Try Denzel Washington next time, hun…

hahahahaa
hahahahaa
8 years ago

Hahaa! It was good to read this — I almost felt bad for her after learning about her recent misfortune. Well, she got what she had coming to her, didn’t she? A bastard child and a divorce at 40-something. It’s a timeless story.

hahahahaa
hahahahaa
8 years ago

hahahaahaa still laughing :)
dirty bitch

hahahahaa
hahahahaa
8 years ago

character is destiny

Stabby
Stabby
7 years ago

How classy.

Stabby
Stabby
7 years ago

Nothing like having low standards. Sad.

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