Uma Thurman showed up at the Swarovski Fashion Rocks concert wearing a transparent dress so everyone could see her nipples. Big mistake. For me. For opening these up. I’d rather fondle a corpse in rigor than look at this. Plus, corpses don’t even run away! Note to celebs. It’s not hip to be ugly and naked. However, pretty and naked is still cool. I’m looking at you Jessica Alba. Pictures NSFW.