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Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson…

Jessica Simpson

Star via NYDN reports Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson were dining together Sunday at Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before they headed back to Owen’s place. Owen allegedly couldn’t keep his hands off her. This is troubling news for Jessica Simpson’s career as Owen might skew the demographics of the next installment of “Newlyweds”. She’s 27, he’s 38. That’s a large generation gap. Even larger if you factor in Jessica’s intellect.

Owen also seems to have a predilection for blondes. First Kate, now Jessica. That’s like weaning from a baby bottle to drinking straight from the cow. Milk’s always freshest at the source. If those boobs don’t cure your depression, then you are hopeless my friend. — Captain Swarthy

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Rachel
Rachel
12 years ago

I think they are so cute! They would lok hot together and he’s so cute and she’s really pretty! They’d look great together! They both need someone!

david10006
david10006
12 years ago

going from a suicidal one month to gettin’ busy with Jessica the next, now that’s while i call a nice recovery.

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