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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is expected to co-host The View on November 15 and 16. She will join regular hosts Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Whoopie Goldberg, Sherri Shepherd and Elizabeth Hasselbeck. Although Jessica may lower the average IQ on the show to an abysmal 98, ratings are expected to skyrocket as thousands of men in the coveted 18-25 demographic tune in to watch her inhale and exhale in real time. Teens will deem this the greatest thing to happen since they thought they saw nipple on the scrambled Playboy channel. 2 minutes later, they’ll be gushing something other than praise.

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JESSICA HAS NEVER BEEN EVEN REMOTELY PRETTY, BUT WHAT ON EARTH HAS SHE DONE TO HERSELF? SHE LOOKS LIKE A WILD EYED, BUCK TOOTHED CAT!!
UGLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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hell yeah, it works for me, i’m gonna watch this,going from Rosie o Donnell and Woopie Goldberg to Jessica is probably gonna shock viewers used to seeing loud mouth ugly lesbians bitching about everything all the time.

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