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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson showed up at the Frederick’s of Hollywood Spring Fashion event doing whatever it is celebrities do at these things. Probably head straight for the gift room and get as much swag as possible. Anyway, this was supposed to be a lingerie show, but none of the celebrities there were in lingerie. I think it’s sort of a slap in the face that they didn’t dress up. If it wasn’t for my inherent laziness, I’d do something about it. Like write a sternly worded letter or angrily stomp around my room. Aim low I always say. That way you’ll never be disappointed.

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CUT IT OFF WITH THOSE FUNNY FACES…YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ANYWAY…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288847

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If you would like to see her make a real funny face, be standing in front of her when a black dude with a monster mandingo shaft shoves it in her brown eye sans lube!
That girl will make such a funny face you’ll crap your pants laughing.

Incidently, that is about the only thing that has a chance in hell of smartn’ that girl up.

IT worked wonders for me. This fella drove a 9 incher deep in my colon and I’ve never walked or talked the same since.

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