Judge saves Britney Spears’ children

Commissioner Scott Gordon issued his order yesterday giving Britney three visits per week with both children between the times of 12 p.m. and 7 p.m. with one overnight visit. In addition, all visits are to be monitored. It is up to Britney and K-Fed to figure out holiday schedules. Britney must also submit evidence that she childproofed her pool by Friday. The ruling came as a result of a less than stellar review given by Britney’s parenting coach. TMZ explains,

In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”

According to the report, the coach wrote, “It seems that [Britney’s] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”

The comments of the parenting coach don’t come as much of a surprise. Britney’s maternal instincts have long since drowned in a sea of drugs and liquor. I mean, unless these little tykes like to get drunk and pass out, it’s going to be pretty hard to find something these three would enjoy doing together.

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