Kelly Brook launched her new fragrance yesterday. For some inexplicable reason there were more men in attendance than women. Weird. On an unrelated note, Kelly Brook has massive cleavage. Jesus, 50% of these pictures are basically Kelly Brook’s boobs. What is she selling again? Whatever, I don’t care, I’ll take a dozen. No. Four dozen. Supersized!
I smelled the fragrance. It was like a potent mix of dead fish and too much wine and
pork rinds. Oh wait, sorry. That was when I opened the door for Britney Spears in the photos where she shows her yap again.