Kid Rock was on Letterman the other night, for what reason I do not know, where he wished Rick and Pamela Anderson well, but not before offering Rick a piece of advice he wish someone had given him before marrying Pamela,
“Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?” Rock, 36, said Monday on the Late Show with David Letterman. As the in-studio audience groaned in response, the rocker said, “C’mon … lighten up.” — People
Comparing Pamela Anderson to a cow is just mean. Cows deserve better and they’re definitely not as leathery as Pamela Anderson. Have you seen her lately? You could make a nice pair of shoes out of her face. I haven’t seen so much leather since I escaped from Clay Aiken’s closet. Jesus, how many crotchless chaps does one person need?