Lance Armstrong, Tory Burch’s ex, was seen at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night making out with Ashley Olsen.
“They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”
Lance Armstrong decided that at 36 years of age it was time to hook up with a 21-year-old. One of the world’s most famous athletes decides that that 21-year-old will be Ashley Olsen. If I were to say something nice about Ashley, it would be that two of her greatest qualities are that she’s breathing and has a vagina. Go Lance?! No more open graves for you, buddy.
Note: Because I can never tell the Olsen twins apart, the banner above may or may not be Ashley Olsen.