Lance Armstrong makes out with Ashley Olsen

Lance Armstrong, Tory Burch’s ex, was seen at the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night making out with Ashley Olsen.

“They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”

Lance Armstrong decided that at 36 years of age it was time to hook up with a 21-year-old. One of the world’s most famous athletes decides that that 21-year-old will be Ashley Olsen. If I were to say something nice about Ashley, it would be that two of her greatest qualities are that she’s breathing and has a vagina. Go Lance?! No more open graves for you, buddy.

Note: Because I can never tell the Olsen twins apart, the banner above may or may not be Ashley Olsen.

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16 years ago

That’s MK