Lindsay Lohan roams the streets of Utah

I’m not sure, but I think Lindsay Lohan’s boobs grew two cups ever since leaving rehab. Those things are huge. They’re like two hydrogen bombs about to make my pants explode. If you stare hard enough, you might even see some nipple. This tramp is gonna put Utah on the map. They might as well change their slogan to: Utah, home of the Mormons and Lindsay’s big tits. Population: You and your boner.