The other day, Gisele Bundchen was simply running around in a bikini. This time she’s in a different bikini in what I like to call the money shots. They consist of her wiping her head with a towel, picking a wedgie, tapping water out of her ear and eating and eating and, um, eating. Jeez, calm down piggy. If you don’t be careful, you’ll balloon up to 110 lbs. Maybe 112.
I wish my face was her wedgie. I’d sniff her tight little cornhole. Then lick her ass till she got chapped taint.