Paris is going to be a star

A trailer for Paris Hilton’s upcoming movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, went up yesterday and, wow, if this isn’t the most awesome trailer ever made. It features the shrill voice of a retard turned singer turned actress turned retarded singer-actress in a black wig. There’s people being cut and blood being spilled and weird glowing helmets. That’s the problem with movies these days. Not enough glowing helmets and singing retards. If I’m ever a producer, I’m going to always ask that a movie have singing retards and glowing helmets. “Where are my singing retards and glowing helmets,” I would scream. Then I’ll show everyone my equation: Movie + Singing Retards + Glowing Helmets = $$$$$. Maybe I’ll throw in another dollar sign if they don’t get it at first.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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