Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal come out

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s relationship has remained a mystery for many months. Until now. The Daily Mail proudly displayed pictures of the two holding hands walking through Rome somewhat confirming their togetherness and dispelling rumors that Jake is gay. Maybe.

She [Reese] told Elle magazine last month: “[My dad and uncle] taught me that in every relationship, the person least interested in maintaining it is going to dominate it, because they’ll never compromise. So you have to always maintain that position of least interest, and you’ll always control the relationship.”

Still, she insists: “I’m fun. I can be really fun.”

That’s really good for Jake because girls who say they’re “fun” are into anal sex and even if they’re not, they pretend they are. But, Jake’s not all about the butt sex. He’s into other stuff too. Like anything that doesn’t reminded him he’s banging a chick.

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