Teri Hatcher is the quintessential woman. She exhibits such grace, such class, such dignity. Don’t believe me? Just look at these photos of her picking her ass and nose. Why she’s still single, I do not know. Maybe her role on Desperate Housewives has sheltered her from the fiery stare of man or maybe she’s such a beautiful flower that to pluck her would be sacrilege. Whatever it is, men are missing out. For how can one go through life without experiencing the simple pleasures of a fecal scented finger being shoved in your nostril or a juicy booger being flung in your eye. Merely typing about this fair maiden makes my loins burn with desire, does it yours?
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