Tom Cruise is still a weirdo

Tom Cruise’s wacky religion has developed its own way of doing most everything. Including how to feed babies. Take, for example, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise’s hybrid offspring, who was “fed a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup which Hubbard advocated instead of formula and breast milk.”

Scientology. The religion of the future. Its center is one of the few places where adults who have a deep admiration for space travel can assemble without feeling like an outcast. Besides a Star Trek convention or a NASA Christmas party. They probably even have a correct way to poop (sideways at a 67 degree angle). Their slogan is, “If it seems normal and rooted in science, it’s probably not Scientology.”

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