Alec Baldwin is no friend to fatties

Alec Baldwin wants Hilary Clinton to fight obesity by voting “No” on a $10 billion farm bill that will provide subsidies “to farmers who provide cheese, sugar and other fattening foods to schools.” Alec Baldwin, who’s been ingesting some high fructose corn syrup himself, says

“As you are well aware, the epidemic of childhood obesity is worsening day by day, leading to higher risks of diabetes, heart disease and several forms of cancer,” the actor wrote Monday in a personal letter to Clinton and each of her fellow senators. “I know that you share my concern about this crucial issue.”

“As a parent,” Baldwin continued, “I see firsthand the challenges of keeping children focused on healthful foods. These challenges are made all the more difficult by federal policies that keep high-cholesterol, high-sugar foods all too plentiful in schools. …

“There has never been a more urgent time to take action.”

When Hilary didn’t return his calls, Alec threatened to “straighten her ass out” and to further illustrate his point, he called Hilary a “rotten little pig,” a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” Alec is tired of playing this game and feels that Hilary insulted him for the last time and that she doesn’t have the brains or the decency… Whoa, Alec. You’re not going to get through to Hilary like that. Women understand better when you explain your argument through song and dance.

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16 years ago

GOD!! What is the deal with no one wanting to take any personal responsibility. Yeah, it’s the farmers and the schools who are making the kids fat. Yep-it’s those darned school lunches. Please-

16 years ago

No joke. How about push your kids’ fat asses out the door so they can….wait for it….play outside. Oh no, don’t do that, they might get sunburned or trip and get a booboo. Mommy can’t kiss any booboos better right now, she needs to take her Vicodin and sit down for a while.

16 years ago

Ummm… You see the new movie Baldwin made? What is that?