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An Audrina Patridge sex tape exists?

Audrina Partridge

Audrina Patridge is Lauren Conrad’s friend on The Hills and she’s apparently pretty boring. Which is why she doesn’t get a lot of press and is constantly overshadowed by that fake breasted Heidi Montag who does those retarded “candid” photo shoots. Lucky for her that’s all about to change if the rumors of a sexy home movie are true. According to a few people, Audrina and Matt Koruba, singer of Program the Dead, have a sex tape currently circulating throughout Hollywood. In it, Matt is said to be texting in the back of his tour bus while Audrina blows him. I don’t know about you, but, personally, I’m glad to see celebs bring class back into homemade porn.

Whatever though. Depending on it’s existence, Audrina should get ready for the oncoming surge of fame. It’s happened to every quasi-celebrity who’s released a sex tape. Except for maybe that wrestler chick. What was her name, Chyna? Yea, celebrity sex tapes don’t really work when the girl in it has a bigger penis than the guy. At least, I don’t think… Let me check. Yep. I’m blind again.

Note: This is all just a rumor right now, but if anyone has it, feel free to send it over. Thanks to sultry Stacy for the tip and for not knowing when to say stop.

Note note: I don’t know if that’s Matt Koruba in the pic.

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Helsinki
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Helsinki

1. That is not Matt.
here’s a vid of them together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHpL3VtKeqI

2. There is NO sex tape.

Erin
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Erin

That’s not Matt Koruba in the pic…I don’t know who that is. Unfortunately, the rumor isn’t true.

Larry
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Larry

Sex with Audrina is never boring! Whoopeeeeee!

saxyman1004
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saxyman1004

Wait, in the pic, which one is the chick?

Victor
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The DNA test was inconclusive

anonymous
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anonymous

I believe this is Audrina’s sex tape…

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=176651

se7en
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se7en

man this whole sex tape thing has to be publicity to try and get that sad ass band known, garunteed the record co. she works for is signing them and she wants to help so she gets paid!!!

Me
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Me

Blows, and skirt.

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