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An Audrina Patridge sex tape exists?

Audrina Partridge

Audrina Patridge is Lauren Conrad’s friend on The Hills and she’s apparently pretty boring. Which is why she doesn’t get a lot of press and is constantly overshadowed by that fake breasted Heidi Montag who does those retarded “candid” photo shoots. Lucky for her that’s all about to change if the rumors of a sexy home movie are true. According to a few people, Audrina and Matt Koruba, singer of Program the Dead, have a sex tape currently circulating throughout Hollywood. In it, Matt is said to be texting in the back of his tour bus while Audrina blows him. I don’t know about you, but, personally, I’m glad to see celebs bring class back into homemade porn.

Whatever though. Depending on it’s existence, Audrina should get ready for the oncoming surge of fame. It’s happened to every quasi-celebrity who’s released a sex tape. Except for maybe that wrestler chick. What was her name, Chyna? Yea, celebrity sex tapes don’t really work when the girl in it has a bigger penis than the guy. At least, I don’t think… Let me check. Yep. I’m blind again.

Note: This is all just a rumor right now, but if anyone has it, feel free to send it over. Thanks to sultry Stacy for the tip and for not knowing when to say stop.

Note note: I don’t know if that’s Matt Koruba in the pic.

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Helsinki
Helsinki
12 years ago

1. That is not Matt.
here’s a vid of them together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHpL3VtKeqI

2. There is NO sex tape.

Erin
Erin
12 years ago

That’s not Matt Koruba in the pic…I don’t know who that is. Unfortunately, the rumor isn’t true.

Larry
Larry
12 years ago

Sex with Audrina is never boring! Whoopeeeeee!

saxyman1004
saxyman1004
12 years ago

Wait, in the pic, which one is the chick?

Victor
12 years ago

The DNA test was inconclusive

anonymous
anonymous
12 years ago

I believe this is Audrina’s sex tape…

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=176651

se7en
se7en
10 years ago

man this whole sex tape thing has to be publicity to try and get that sad ass band known, garunteed the record co. she works for is signing them and she wants to help so she gets paid!!!

Me
Me
5 years ago

Blows, and skirt.

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