Britney gets the kids for X-Mas

Lawyers for both sides have worked out an agreement allowing Britney Spears to spend Christmas day with her two children. The dysfunctional pop star will now be able to spoil her kids rotten with whatever gifts she sees fit. Gifts like that empty box which once held Britney’s sex swing. Yes, perfect! Now, listen kids. While mommy runs to Home Depot to buy sex swing hangers for the plus-sized woman, you guys can pretend that cardboard box is a car, a time machine or maybe you prefer something more realistic? An early grave, perhaps?

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