Britney Spears was playing truth or dare with friends when she revealed her secret crush on Kim Kardashian and called her a horny beast. The Sun says,
“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real women. A real horny beast.”
This is great. No, really. I’ve always wanted to know what it was like when two of the world’s most overrated celebs have sex. I can’t begin to tell you how hot this is. When Britney Spears seductively smears her grease stained lips over Kim Kardashian’s huge ass, it’ll be magic. It’ll probably make that squeaky sound you get when you rub a balloon with your hands. You’ll never look at a kid’s birthday party the same again.
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