Britney spends a lot on food

Court documents concerning Britney Spears and K-Fed’s finances were released yesterday. Shockingly, K-Fed earned $500k in 2006, but after “business expenses” it came out to $7,436. Britney, on the other hand, earns $737,000 per month. Federline will also receive $15,000 in child support every month until Sean Preston and Jayden James become adults. People published a breakdown of each of their spending habits.

Britney’s Expenses:
– $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
– $49,267 on mortgage payments
– $16,000 on clothes
– $4,758 on eating out
– $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin’s Expenses:
– $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
– $7,500 on rent
– $2,000 on clothes
– $1,500 on eating out
– $750 on phone bills

I bet that $2,500 phone bill for Britney is because of her pudgy fingers. They keep on hitting 2 numbers at once so when she’s trying to pre-order her calorie laden Starbucks drink, she ends up arguing with a guy from Russia over why they can never get her order right. The $16,000 in clothes is because Britney insists she’s a size 2 even though the seams of her dress disagree. And I don’t think that $4,758 food bill needs an explanation.