Christina Aguilera posed pregnant and naked on the cover of the latest Marie Claire. If you’re like me, your tastebuds were extremely disappointed when you found out this magazine wasn’t related to Marie Callendar’s and didn’t talk about pies at all. It didn’t even allude to pie. Can they be sued for this? Instead, you freaked when you found out Marie Claire was a woman’s magazine promoting blasphemous articles like, “I said no to sex… and got sexier.” If you’re a guy, I’m almost positive reading these types of magazines can get you shot or worse, severely ridiculed.
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