Ellen switches sides

The writer’s strike has obviously not affected Ellen Degeneres. While Ray Romano and Robin Williams stand strong with fellow strikers, their fellow comic has crossed the picket line. Ellen explained her reasons to her audience (no doubt all non-union employees) thusly:

“I want to say I love my writers. I love them. In honor of them today, I’m not going to do a monologue. I support them and hope that they get everything they’re asking for. And I hope it works out soon. In the meantime, people have traveled across the country. They’ve made plans. They’re here. I want to do everything I can to make your trip enjoyable and give you a show.”

After which, Ellen added, “and if you don’t like it, you can suck deez nuts,” then pulled out her testicles. — CS