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Hayden Panettiere is a criminal

Hayden Panettiere

A warrant is out for Hayden Panettiere’s arrest in Japan after she and fellow surfers attempted to stop the annual dolphin slaughtering festival. The activists failed and quickly fled the country to avoid being arrested for trespassing.

When asked what the arrest warrant could mean, Panettiere replied, “Potentially jail, but I doubt it.”

Oh, I think the Japanese can come up with something a little more interesting than jail. This is a nation famous for tentacle rape, fetishist porn and that robot dog. Hayden’s going to have a rude awakening when police arrest her and instead of going to the station, they dress her up like a school girl and stick her in a cage to be poked in the face by hundreds of pixelated penises. If she’s lucky, they’ll spare her from the live eels.

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You know, normally I think this girl is really pretty, but in these pics…..not so much.

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wow she is my new hero. only a country like japan would have a dolphin slaughtering festival. how RETARDED. not only is she beautiful but she stands up for what she believes is right…and this case it was. and i looove these pics, the sexy pin-up look is amazing.

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