Heidi Klum held her own Halloween party yesterday and you can tell she lives for this stuff. Last year it was a snake eating an apple. This year it was a full on kitty. Meanwhile, I dressed up as a dog and tried to hump her, but apparently dogs don’t hump cats. Plus, security doesn’t look too kindly on people with a dead dog draped over their shoulders. Another fine example of the man stifling my creativity. Damn the man.
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