I still don’t know who Katie Price is or what she does despite people’s rabid attempts to educate me. All I know is that she flashed her panties yesterday and that’s good enough for me. I want to tell her to quit being retarded and act like a mother, but I think that would be kind of mean because her kid is actually retarded. Besides, who am I to tell a girl not to make a fool of herself. Especially one that bears such a striking resemblance to a Real Doll.