Kelly Brook sells lingerie

Kelly Brook was at the New Look Store promoting her lingerie line and I don’t know if you noticed this, but she has huge tits. Wow, I feel like Sherlock Holmes over here. Although, Kelly should really be modeling more revealing lingerie because that way chicks would be so turned on by her huge rack that they’d be more inclined to buy her stuff. At least that’s how it works in my idealized world where girls also love to engage in naked pillow fights on Saturdays.

Check out the girl in the red outfit. She scares me. She sort of gives off this She-Hulk vibe. Almost like she would tear off your scrotum after sex just because. You’d ask her “WHY?!,” and she’d shrug and throw your detached scrotum at your face with a laugh. That’s why I don’t have sex. Too dangerous.

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