Linda Hogan is a bad influence

Nick Hogan’s license has been suspended following a car crash that left his passenger in a coma. Nick was under the influence of alcohol at the time and considering he’s 17, that’s probably not going to help his case. Yesterday, unearthed old footage of Nick’s mom, Linda, drag racing with her daughter in the passenger seat and later, extolling the virtues of said activity. The footage isn’t expected to help Nick’s case either.

At one point in the documentary, his mother was asked how she feels about street racing. Her answer: “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

Linda Hogan denied ever saying that when asked by ABC. I would believe her if it wasn’t for the blatant video footage. So, is Linda a complete and utter retard? Unequivocally, yes. She’s a big retard. Linda in the court room will be fun. They’ll play the tape in front of her and ask her about it and she’ll say, “I would never say those things. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” When the lawyer tells her to watch the tape playing right in front of her, Linda would reply, “What tape?” Then she’d put her hands over her ears and spin around in circles eventually vomiting from the dizziness. Following her lead, the other 3 Hogans will begin doing the same thing because according to this fancy science journal, stupidity is hereditary.

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16 years ago

Screw the hogan’s family that is what comes in my mind when they let that fucking jackass of a son get in a car and race up and down the street sucking on his mom tits. Nick, brooke, and linda if you think you can get away with this s**t you are fucking wrong I hate people like you who drive like a crazy retard. Think about it you could had hit a car with a baby in it then what would ya do then? and if it was me and my family that you hit then the only thing… Read more »