Mary-Kate Olsen’s kidney failed

Mary-Kate Olsen was rushed to a New York hospital emergency room on Monday due to a kidney infection. She is expected to be released in a day or so.

The actress, who turned 21 in June, recently said she was in good health. “Mentally, physically, I feel pretty on top of my game right now,” she told in September, as she prepared for her debut in Showtime’s Weeds. “Talk to me next week, I don’t know. Today, I feel good.”

You know what’s weird? That this hasn’t happened sooner. I get the feeling that her vagina has been pummeled more times by guys than the fat kid at school. It’s like a million bacteria march in her urethra.

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