In these pictures we see a supermodel named Le Call traipsing about the beach in a bikini. What we don’t see in these pictures is her current boyfriend Owen Wilson. Quite odd because when a couple goes on vacation in Hawaii, they are often photographed together. Maybe Owen Wilson is not in these photographs because he’s locked in the men’s room. Maybe there is a closed for cleaning sign outside the door and maybe a certain individual threw into the ocean the only key to the windowless bathroom. But, I’m not one to deal in maybe’s. I like to live in the now. Like, now I’m going to have sex with Owen Wilson’s girlfriend. How you ask? Well, allow me to answer your question with a question. Isn’t it rather amazing how easy it is to become Owen with just a blond wig and a comically huge nose?
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