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Reese Witherspoon is rich and horny

Reese and Jake

Reese Witherspoon has become the world’s highest paid female actress commanding $15 to $20 million per movie. Coming in at number 2 and 3 are Angelina Jolie and Cameron Diaz respectfully. One has to ask why studios are shelling out so much for Cameron Diaz. She’s not a good actor nor is she beautiful. She’s equivalent to a talking donkey minus those cute, triangle ears. So… why?

As you ponder that question, here’s another story which may befuddle you. Jake Gyllenhaal might have had sex with a woman. Boarding separately on a flight from Frankfurt, Germany to Los Angeles, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon “kissed and cuddled under a blanket” in the back before covertly making their way to the airplane restroom together. Some believe they joined the mile-high club. Others believe Reese was assuring a distraught Jake that his choice in attire did not make him look fat (it did). Star Magazine via MSNBC says,

Eventually, nature called and Reese reportedly headed to the lavatory, with Jake joining her only a few minutes later. “I started timing them – they were together in there for 11 minutes,” the observant passenger reported.

After the brief interlude, Jake exited first, and Reese followed a few minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away. Jake worked on his laptop, and then he and Reese took a nap side by side.”

I hope they used a condom. The last thing Jake needs right now is to get pregnant.

 

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