The Victoria’s Secret Angels were given the Hollywood Award of Excellence yesterday which I believe was merely a clever ruse to congregate as many supermodels into one place as possible. Hollywood Award of Excellence? Is that even a real award? Well, since we’re making up awards. I’ve got an award of my own and this time it’s not in my pants. It’s called the Hollywood Award of Awesomeness which some believe to be a step up from excellence. Come to me my Angels. This replica of a woman’s boobs made from glued together macaroni won’t last long. I’m getting hungry.
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