Fergie is hit and miss when it comes to sexiness. Sometimes, she looks so glamorous (ha ha! get it? the name of her hit single). Other times, I’m thinking back to Hillary Swank in “Boy’s Don’t Cry”. Sex with her could be quite the adventure. Just look at those ham-sized hands. She would force you to bend over and then repeatedly donkey punch you and all you could do is whimper. When you try to complain, she would just sing: “It’s time to be a big girl now/And big girls don’t cry”. – CS