Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey have been on vacation in some country where there’s no semblance of winter for what seems like the past 8 months. These two don’t do much besides screw in hot tubs and swim in the ocean so it makes sense that there would be more bikini shots of Vanessa Minnillo when everyone else in Hollywood is wearing pants instead of shorts. How they earn a living is a mystery to me, but if I had to guess it would be from diving for oysters. I once overheard Nick saying he’d give Vanessa a pearl necklace so I assume he was talking about jewelery and not about shooting his load on her chest. I could be wrong, but that doesn’t happen often.