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What happened to Jewel’s breasts?

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Jewel showed up at the Country Music Association Awards looking like this. Apart from the usual snaggle tooth, her breasts have either shrunk or that dress was built for someone more bountiful, say… Jessica Simpson. They look like two smooshed pieces of dough. Like you went to Baskin Robbins and got two scoops of boob. I’m officially freaked out. Not as freaked out as the time my roommate sleepwalked into my room and cuddled with me, but freaked out nonetheless. I’ve included old pictures of Jewel for comparison.

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  • whoa

    Look at her left breast in the picture with the guy….looks like a huge scar!?

  • Just they look ESPECIALLY the one on the left like SUGAR DONUTS without the sugar.

  • Brandi

    I think she’s lost a little weight and unfortunately it took it’s toll on her boobs. Compare her collarbones and shoulders between the two pics and she looks a little thinner in the more recent ones.

  • Mali

    im not sure if lost weight…what it looks like is very bad tan air brushing…done correctly, it should have enhanced.

  • jizzsaw

    wow,when I look at her pic.it’s like the opposite of an erection.my dick actually gets smaller if thats possible.damn you jewel!!!

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