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Boredom: Paris Hilton shoots Prosecco

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If marketing’s goal was to make it so that next time I have a social gathering of shirtless men and an apathetic looking socialite, I’d think to buy Prosecco (the finest in canned champagne), then they have failed. If their goal was to make me shriek with laughter and follow it by uttering a sigh of sheer disappointment, then success!

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
12 years ago

do you think she uses that stuff as douche? Uses it to clean out that FOUL Sewer pipe she calls her vagina and uterus.
I’ll bet her cervix has more scar tissue than a burn victim! That her colon has seen more sperm than a fertility clinic!

AND I WOULD EAT EVERY NASTY DROP OF JUICE OUT OF HER I COULD GET MY FOUL MOUTH ON!

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