Britney Spears is still so hung up on her parents that she wouldn’t let her two kids open their Christmas presents and hid them instead. Britney even contemplated sending them back still wrapped. K-Fed, the sensible one, told Britney to stop acting like a spoiled brat.
“He asked her to give them to him and he would let them open them.” Upset with the aspiring rapper-actor, Britney then “bragged a lot about what she bought them just to piss him off, but Kevin expected her to do that,” said the source. Luckily, “Santa” was good to the angelic children with troubled lives. Added the insider, “The kids got lots of toys, including some LeapFrog learning goodies and miniature cars.”
Opening up presents in the Spears household would be quite an experience. Tearing through wrapping paper smeared with peanut butter only to find out mommy wrapped a half-eaten bucket of KFC instead of a Robodog because she was drunk out of her mind sounds pretty fun. For me I mean. For the boys, I expect them to be wide-eyed with anticipation when they see the present, followed by a look of bewilderment when they open it up and finally, a shrug of indifference as if to say, “Meh. We figured as much,” when they discover she mixed cigarette butts in with the chicken bones. Ah, Christmas. It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Again, for me I mean.
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