Danielle Lloyd held a pimps and tarts party for her 24th birthday. I’m glad women are eager to dress up as high class prostitutes outside of America once in a while as well. I hear it feels very empowering. Too bad I’ll never be invited to any of these again. How was I supposed to know that it wasn’t one of those hilariously themed parties where men take on the roles of women and women take on the roles of men? They should have printed it on the invitation that I happened to see on the Facebook page of a girl I was spying on. And while I’m giving out advice, next time make the font bigger. It’s really hard to read the address when you’re 6 feet away.