Donald Trump didn’t leave a big tip

Yesterday, it was largely reported Donald Trump tipped a waiter at Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA $10,000 on an $82 bill. Today we find out that that was a lie perpetuated by the club to increase their bottom line. Donald tells Page Six,

“This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity,” he said. “. . . It’s not my signature.”

Poor Billy D the waiter. Another pawn in the game of life. If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d give him something his troubles, but then I’d realize his service sucks so I’d take it back and punch him in the face instead. Where’s my goddamn to-go swan asshole. Ivanka Trump because she’s related to Donald.

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