I figure Leslie e-mailed this story about Donald Trump being a good tipper to a few sites out there, but that’s not going to stop me from posting it. Mostly because Leslie sounds hot.
My friend works at the Buffalo Club in Santa Monica. A couple days ago Donald Trump came in and left him a $10,000 tip! My friends think he’s just trying to promote his celebrity Apprentice but whatever. [He] told me Donald hardly even talked to him until the end when he asked, “What’s the biggest tip you ever got?” I guess Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot and once tipped him $500 on a $1000 tab and [he] told him. Trump just wanted to show he’s got the biggest dick! Lol. I’m so happy for [him]! He’s really a great guy.
That’s about $9,999.99 more than I tip. People say I’m stingy. I just like to think I have higher standards for waiters than everybody else. You didn’t make a a swan out of my to-go box? I don’t care if it’s made out of Styrofoam. Fail!
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