Eva Mendes is the latest to go naked in PETA’s, “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign and it’s not as awesome as you’d think because she’s not even really naked. Yea, she’s naked, but not naked naked. Not only that, PETA doesn’t even care enough to use new photo. They just used one of her from her DT magazine shoot and slapped a slogan over it. I’m beginning to think PETA’s been lying to me my whole life. Are they even against slaughtering animals? Maybe I should start up my clothing line again. How much do people pay for a coat made of rat fur these days. I bet it’s a lot.