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Fergie made a startling revelation that she strips on a webcam for her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, to spice up their sex lives when she’s away on tour.

Fergie, 32, said: “We’re learning iCam. I’ve actually gotten to see a lot more of him lately, ever since I got home from tour, which is great.”

This year the 25-year-old actor installed a stripper pole in their home so she can treat him to private dances.

Fergie even took pole dancing lessons so she could send Josh wild with a perfect racy routine.

Now I’m paranoid. I don’t want to be surfing the web for porn mathematical proofs, porn cancer research papers or more porn solutions to world hunger and stumble across a link for hardcore porn a cure for AIDS only to discover it’s a live web feed of Fergie stripping for her boyfriend. I don’t think I’d be able to jump out a window fast enough. My worst fear would be that Alt+F4 no longer worked and that the power button for the computer was stuck. I’ll have nightmares of jumping on my monitor like it was a live grenade to cover up the video. If there was any reason to stop webcams from going HD, this would be it.

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Scandalous Candice
16 years ago

“Former” Meth Whores know how to keep it real.

16 years ago

i disagree! Fergie is a hot chick no matter her past or the things poeple says about her face, i would love to see that live web feed of Fergie stripping for her boyfriend!

16 years ago

He will get mad at her and blast it all over the net… oh my bad they call it “leaked” nowadays…. Hope she’s ready.