Granted, Gisele is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. For me though, Tom Brady is the bee’s knees. 16-0??! Never been done in 35 years. These Brazilian models are a dime a dozen. They catwalk out of the womb onto the runway. I repeat, 16-0 people!
So, it’s no surprise when me and my penis were staring at these pics and I said, “Hey Penis, what do you think of this one?” Penis looked at Gisele, shrugged its ball sac and offered a disinterested “meh”. Then added, “She’s no Tom Brady, that’s for sure.”
“Yeah, I agree Penis. Hand me some Doritos would ya?”
Penis sneered, “Get it yourself, bee-yotch!”
These days, that’s the way it is with Penis. Always a mind of its own.
Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy
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