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Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears

16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears revealed to OK! Magazine that she is pregnant in a six page interview to be released tomorrow. TMZ has confirmed it. I’m now taking bets on who’s dumber and a bigger whore. Jamie Lynn or Britney Spears. Odds are still in Britney’s favor.

She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit’s younger sister, star of Nick’s “Zoey 101,” says she’s keeping the baby. Sources tell us that she has not yet told her older sister.

Nickelodeon released this statement.

“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”

Is there anything that can keep this family from breeding? Some sort of clandestine operation perhaps? The Spears family is polluting the gene pool. That’s some sort of crime against humanity, right? Are there no government sanctions we can put on them? I’m really confused.

The only good thing that’ll come out of this teen pregnancy is that Britney’s kids can play with Jamie’s kids. They can discuss politics, stocks, the best way to run head first into a wall, eating glue and so on. In about 8 years, they may even be ready to socialize with normal kids and maybe even be ready to, dare I say it, attend kindergarten.

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Raina
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Raina

Oh wow. I actually didn’t expect it.
O;
I wonder who knocked her up.

chewy
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chewy

well, there goes Jamie’s acting gig at Nickelodeon. No parent wants their child to watch a 16 year old single mother on a children’s network. Disney, Nick, they will all stay away from her.

I see the Spice Channel in her future though.

Jay
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Jay

Ohh I cant wait for them to put her mothers book out on how to raise high profile kids.

Chapter 1: Find agents who like no talent kids.

Chapter 2: Turn them into sluts.

Chapter 3: Count the money your kids has made for you.

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Unfair attacts

I think it is unfair that people are calling her a whore among other names. She had sex with her boyfriend and got pregnant out of wedlock. Just like Jessica Alba, Nicole Richie, Jennifer Gardner, etc. It doesn’t make her a bad person. It was a mistake. I personally don’t agree with teens having sex, I think one should wait until 20s. But so many people say it’s no big deal. If that is the case then it should not be a shock if teens get pregnant. It can’t be ok to have sex as a teen but not be… Read more »

felish
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I heard diff. jamie used chris so she could have kids but shes really a lesbian i saw pics and videos of her having sex with girls not guys girls

moralmajority
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moralmajority

Oh how I wish this had happened to Miley Cyrus instead !!
Now THAT would be funny!
Jamie Lynn? No big deal. She’s probably been having sex since she was 11…

Ideal family- them Spears…

Megan
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Megan

give her a break. teenage pregnancy is hard enough without all the press and bad attention.. these stories happen everyday, why should she be the one getting such a hard time about it? honestly, people make mistakes, stop acting so perfect. leave the poor girl alone.

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