Jennifer Love Hewitt, a debatable size 2, was rumored to be offered a sizable amount to pose nude for Playboy, but declined for reasons unknown. I have it on good authority it was because the publication said they could only airbrush her down to a size 5. Anything lower and she’d have to do it herself. When Jennifer heard this she stopped smacking on her powdered donut, parted her sugar coated lips and let out a muffled, “Whaaaaa?!,” and then put another donut in her mouth. What? It was open anyway.