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Jennifer Love Hewitt turns down Playboy

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt, a debatable size 2, was rumored to be offered a sizable amount to pose nude for Playboy, but declined for reasons unknown. I have it on good authority it was because the publication said they could only airbrush her down to a size 5. Anything lower and she’d have to do it herself. When Jennifer heard this she stopped smacking on her powdered donut, parted her sugar coated lips and let out a muffled, “Whaaaaa?!,” and then put another donut in her mouth. What? It was open anyway.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
12 years ago

I would pay green money to see her battleship hips bent over and her ass spread like the grand canyon…just to see her stained brown eye. her puffy mons from the rear!

spanishbutterfly
spanishbutterfly
12 years ago

ummmmm in what world is jennifer a size two….. her ass is way bigger than mines ( not sayin thats a bad thing) and im a size three and thats after 4 kids.. ( no stretch marks or cottage chesse) jen just tightin up.. to some lunges and squats

spanishbutterfly
spanishbutterfly
12 years ago

*do some ….

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