Despite the fact that Jessica Alba has little to no makeup on, I’d still do her. Wouldn’t you? If not, are you looking at the same thing I am? Namely her ass? Because if you aren’t, you really should be. That’s one of the most important features on a woman. What’s that you say? Personality? Sure, I guess that’s nice to have, but you can’t have sex with a great personality, can you. Can you? Unless by personality you mean boobs, in which case, I gotcha buddy. Yea, personality is an awesome trait too. I especially like C-cup personalities. Wink, wink.
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