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Kelly Osbourne escaped

Kelly Osbourne

Out of anger or out of spite, people still take pictures of Kelly Osbourne like this one of her leaving a pet shop (I can’t believe someone left the cage open again). She’s not famous, interesting or good looking. No one’s waiting for a nipple slip or, god forbid, a bare crotch shot of her. If one is ever taken, I promise you (crosses fingers) I will buy up the pictures and delete them forever. It’ll be like me jumping on a grenade for you, but, in this case, the grenade is a 200lb. naked wildebeest capable of making blind people even more blind. So… in essence, 100 times worse than a grenade. Your welcome.

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“She’s not famous, interesting or good looking.”

You got that shit right. Kind of like Rumer Willis. Nothing worth noting, but I have to see her fat stupid head all the time whether I like it or not.

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Rumer Willis is way better.

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