Psst. Hey, check it out. It’s Megan Fox and she’s signing autographs in an ill-fitting black dress. I think I can almost see part of her nipple. Ooo, this is so cool. I didn’t think this would happen until next year. So close, yes… yes… oh crap, she’s covering it up. She’s onto us! Get the hell outta here man. What are you doing? There’s no time to pull your pants up, just run before she turns her head. Ahhh!
Pictures NSFW depending on how long you stare.