Despite being busted for DUI, Mischa Barton is still set to host the CatHouse Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on December 29th. The rep for the event says they are aware of the “incident” and have no plans to relinquish her of her duties.
Great news for Mischa because she really needs the money. I saw her rummaging through my trash yesterday trying to find leftover In-N-Out. No luck though. A family of raccoons led by Sean Preston and Jayden James beat her too it. Natural born leaders they are.
Update: Want to know what Mischa was on when she got pulled over? No? Too bad. From TMZ,
Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car — in an unlabeled bottle.
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