You can tell by these pictures of Nicky Hilton in a bikini in Maui that she’s not at all like her sister Paris. Her huge ham-like hands are awkwardly placed in front of her body, she wears her bug-eye sunglasses in and out of the water and both her breasts rest comfortably inside her bikini; all of which reveal her self-consciousness.
If this was Paris, she’d have her hands raised proudly over her head in a look-at-me pose, her sunglasses would only be on to hide the glee of people taking pictures of her and both her breasts would have accidentally “fallen” out of her bikini. No, wait. Make that one breast. She doesn’t want to look like a whore.
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